You have to love an app that signs you up for an emergency condom delivery service.
That's right - if you haven't read about this, Durex will now "discreetly" deliver condoms within an hour to those in need.
By "discreetly," apparently their delivery people will pose as pizza delivery people, or "a lost tourist" (huh?), etc.
I'm just curious though...why be discreet? Wouldn't you want the neighborhood to know you're getting some? I think I know some people who would even call others to let them know, and then take pictures of the delivery man arriving!
In fact, this could start to be a status thing. Why not have them come by (no pun intended) four or five times a day? It could get competitive!
Would you use such a service? Inquiring minds want to know. Inquiring minds also want to know, where were you fuckers (also no pun intended) when I needed you back in college?