Here are a few reasons you should vote for me on the catnip ticket in 2016:
1. Tired of turkeys in politics? I'll eat them!
2. Catnip will be legalized for all.
3. Multiple naps a day will be mandatory for all humans over the age of 18. (Let's face it, they are wasted on the young.)
Showing my sweet side.
4. I will never be caught up in a sex scandal. Fluffy left for Paris long ago. Actually, I think her name was Bruno.
5. I'm a handsome devil.
6. I do a wicked Jabba the Hut impression.
"Bring me Solo and the Wookie!"
7. Since Mr. RK is my slave, none of your tax dollars will go for professional photographers. Guy is silly enough to do this for free. I don't even have to ask.
What do you mean, a top 10 list? You don't need more reasons, you silly humans! None of your current candidates can do all of these things. Vasil P. McNut in 2016!
16 comments:
You have my vote. They nap issue alone would make the world a much nicer place.
HRH wants to be your campaign manager!
And Jazz will be your ring-in for those dangerous missions.
We love your platform, Vasil! Lots of support from your fans in the UK, Poppet, Leela and Fry!
Vote For Vasil!!! Cannot wait for 2016
Can he run for Prime Minister over here too?
[insert generic pussy joke here]
Bruno? Great name. :D
I will vote for you!!!!!
I will vote for you!!!!!
The naps thing is more than enough reason for me to vote for this guy.
i second DWei. thanks for the delightful commentary!
...made me smile!
xo
Sorry, McNutty. You'll never get the squirrel vote.
I'd totally vote for Vasil. :)
Vasil forgot to add that he has a totally nuclear, but environmentally responsible, secret weapon in case security is threatened...something he usually saves for the litter box ;)
Heheheh......I'll vote for you as you are the cute one :D
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