Sunday, November 11, 2012

The difference between men and women

Mr. RK: "I need to get a new pair of jeans at some point. It doesn't have to be right away."
Me (knowing it would take wild horses to coax Mr. RK into shopping for anything other than surplus gadgets): "Why?"
Mr. RK: "I ripped a hole in the crotch bowling yesterday."
Me: "Then you need to get some new ones NOW."
Mr. RK: "I thought I could save them for Halloween. You know, go as a naked man in pants."


13 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Men, LOL!

wigsf3 said...

Genitals. That's the difference.

Claire said...

Ha!

Granny Annie said...

What to say? What to say?

The Elephant's Child said...

Sadly I hear you - though I am not a fan of shopping myself. Except for books. And plants.

Lynn said...

Ha! I'm with Mr. RK - I hate shopping, too. Unless it's for antiques. :)

LL Cool Joe said...

Is there something wrong in wearing jeans with a hole in the crotch?

I buy my clothes on-line, it means I never need to go into a shop!

DWei said...

Naked man in pants? Certainly creative. :P

G. B. Miller said...

To be able to one up some of those skimpy costumes that the women weare should be a major feathe in his cap. :D

A Beer for the Shower said...

How do you rip a hole in your pants bowling? Did he throw the ball THAT hard? I'd hate to see the pins... did they shatter into a million pieces?

Riot Kitty said...

For the record, I also hate shopping...ABFTS: I would really like to know that, as a matter of fact.

Introverted Art said...

hahahahahaha, my hubby is a lot more patient about shopping than I am, but my husband has a pair of jeans that has TWO holes in the crotch area and he refuses to get rid of it. So I can relate ;-)

Betty Manousos said...

haha! naked man in pants? priceless!

wish you a great day from start to finish~