A real conversation in my office today...
Volunteer: "I just read the greatest thing. It says, 'If you really want to slap someone, just do it and say there was a mosquito.'"
I sent that to a few colleagues.
One wrote back, "Yeah, but there aren't any mosquitoes this time of year. So you can't slap anyone at the event Saturday."
My volunteer replied, "Take a Sharpie and make a little black dot on your hand. Then say, 'See?'"