Hello, bloggy friends! Vasil P. McNut here. While Riot Kitty and Mr. Riot Kitty are glued to their television tomorrow night (and it's not even Dr. Who night!), watching politics in all of its glory, I will be busy plotting my 2016 presidential run.
Here are a few reasons you should vote for me on the catnip ticket in 2016:
1. Tired of turkeys in politics? I'll eat them!
2. Catnip will be legalized for all.
3. Multiple naps a day will be mandatory for all humans over the age of 18. (Let's face it, they are wasted on the young.)
Showing my sweet side.
4. I will never be caught up in a sex scandal. Fluffy left for Paris long ago. Actually, I think her name was Bruno.
5. I'm a handsome devil.
6. I do a wicked Jabba the Hut impression.
"Bring me Solo and the Wookie!"
7. Since Mr. RK is my slave, none of your tax dollars will go for professional photographers. Guy is silly enough to do this for free. I don't even have to ask.
What do you mean, a top 10 list? You don't need more reasons, you silly humans! None of your current candidates can do all of these things. Vasil P. McNut in 2016!