Monday, November 05, 2012

Vasil P. McNut's presidential platform

Hello, bloggy friends! Vasil P. McNut here. While Riot Kitty and Mr. Riot Kitty are glued to their television tomorrow night (and it's not even Dr. Who night!), watching politics in all of its glory, I will be busy plotting my 2016 presidential run.

A profile picture.

Here are a few reasons you should vote for me on the catnip ticket in 2016:

1. Tired of turkeys in politics? I'll eat them!

2. Catnip will be legalized for all.

3. Multiple naps a day will be mandatory for all humans over the age of 18. (Let's face it, they are wasted on the young.)


 Showing my sweet side.

4. I will never be caught up in a sex scandal. Fluffy left for Paris long ago. Actually, I think her name was Bruno.

5. I'm a handsome devil.

6. I do a wicked Jabba the Hut impression.
 

 "Bring me Solo and the Wookie!"

7.  Since Mr. RK is my slave, none of your tax dollars will go for professional photographers. Guy is silly enough to do this for free. I don't even have to ask.

Showing my playful side.

What do you mean, a top 10 list? You don't need more reasons, you silly humans! None of your current candidates can do all of these things. Vasil P. McNut in 2016!

16 comments:

Birdie said...

You have my vote. They nap issue alone would make the world a much nicer place.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

HRH wants to be your campaign manager!

The Elephant's Child said...

And Jazz will be your ring-in for those dangerous missions.

Claire said...

We love your platform, Vasil! Lots of support from your fans in the UK, Poppet, Leela and Fry!

Granny Annie said...

Vote For Vasil!!! Cannot wait for 2016

Rock Chef said...

Can he run for Prime Minister over here too?

wigsf3 said...

[insert generic pussy joke here]

LL Cool Joe said...

Bruno? Great name. :D

Introverted Art said...

I will vote for you!!!!!

Introverted Art said...

I will vote for you!!!!!

DWei said...

The naps thing is more than enough reason for me to vote for this guy.

Betty Manousos said...

i second DWei. thanks for the delightful commentary!
...made me smile!

xo

lgsquirrel said...

Sorry, McNutty. You'll never get the squirrel vote.

Lynn said...

I'd totally vote for Vasil. :)

Riot Kitty said...

Vasil forgot to add that he has a totally nuclear, but environmentally responsible, secret weapon in case security is threatened...something he usually saves for the litter box ;)

Shionge said...

Heheheh......I'll vote for you as you are the cute one :D