Friday, July 08, 2011

A guest post

My friend G suggested that my little bro, who is visiting for a few days (he is 15 going on 40) write a guest post about all of the wicked happenings here.

He resisted. Because he does not know how to type. Actually he is illiterate.

Just kidding. He told me to write that.

So here is his post, which I have extracted with the threat of no more mochas or comics unless he wrote it.

Things I have observed in Portland
By: Blake (Me.)

1. People need their guacamole. See a previous post.

2. All cats are misogynists. (i.e Riot Kitty)

3. The world does not explode when you say onomatopoeia.

4. It is very easy to say onomatopoeia 3 times fast.

5. I have committed heresy to the church of the cat.

6. Some people don't like Matthew Vaughn.

7. I can watch anything but porn.

8. Riot Kitty will vomit on me if I say "anything is fine" one more time.

9. Life is like a Katy Perry music video.

10. I am illiterate.

11. I have the sex appeal of a car accident. Also of a chair.

12. I like barney. He does not deserve to be capitalized.


middle child said...

Loved ya right up until #12.

Lynn said...

lol! (Wiping eyes.) Blake - I never had a brother, but if I did I'd want him to be just like you.

And don't say "anything is fine"! They really want to know what you would like - this is your opportunity to have really great pizza, etc. :)

ileana said...

Oh, the mango doesn't fall far from the tree, does it? lol

(Can you say that about siblings?)

G said...

Blake, speaking as a married slave, saying that "Anything is fine", is the fastest way to get into a pointless argument via "The Argument Clinic" (ask your sister on that one) that will never end.


Riot Kitty said...

Blake says...he'll have to have some coffee and get back to you ;)

Lemons Don't Make Lemonade said...

Life is like a katy perry music video.

^That's deep.

Beth said...

found you via feetoffthetable....this is funny as hell, thanks!
Needed the laugh.

LL Cool Joe said...

I wish my life was like a Katy Perry video, especially the one to her first big hit. Hit I said.

Riot Kitty said...

Blake says...he's currently unable to respond 'cause he's out being deep ;)

Kev D. said...

Both a car accident AND a chair?

Look out ladies.

Green Tea said...

I wish I had brother to blog for me.
Blake next time big sis asks you what you want..tell her you want a big fat juicy steak and watch her eyes bulge out :0

Granny Annie said...

This is wonderful. It has been ages since my grandchildren have guest posted for me and now I want to invite them to do so again. Good job Blake. By the way, I always thought the word was "I'm-a-gotta-pee-a"

the late phoenix said...

cute pic

always wanted to see the words "whats" and "gets" used in conversation

cat (and kitty) lover

Riot Kitty said...

Blake says...actually he's too busy giggling.

A Beer for the Shower said...

If life is like a Katy Perry video, then I can't kill myself fast enough.

Riot Kitty said...

ABFTS: Blake feels the same way, although he'd like to go on a date with Katy first...

Darth Weasel said...

Must admit I am confused; you cannot watch porn but life is like a Katy Perry video.

Was she not the one whose Elmo hide and seek video got proscribed for being

So you think life is like something you cannot watch...oh, I get it!

Riot Kitty said...

Darth: True!

Beth: Tried to look up your blog but it's private?

Anil P said...

'The Church Of The Cat' :-) He's one smart bloke.