Monday, July 11, 2011

Things I have learned this week: visiting brother edition


Things I have learned about being a 15-year-old boy:

1. Hot dogs never get old.
2. Everything is innuendo, even when it isn't.
3. Vegetables? What are they?
4. Comics rule.
5. So does technology. Especially if it is made by Apple and begins with "i."
6. If your sister has a 24-year-old friend, and offers to let you tag along for coffee, the answer is yes!
7. Brushing your teeth is about as appealing as eating moss.
8. So is putting underwear and socks in the wash when laundry is done.
9. Mochas are life, the rest are just details.
10. Sugar is a food group. So is caffeine.

Well...I couldn't help spoiling him.

Fortunately he and Mr. RK get along really well, too.


I asked him, "What would you have done if I had married a total douchebag?"

"I'd ask him to be gone when I visit."

21 comments:

Claire said...

I have much in common with 15 year olds, going by that list!

Glad you guys had a good visit :)

Cxx

lgsquirrel said...

Ah, how I long to be a teenager again. I miss being able to excuse my mistakes by saying, What'ya expect! I'm only a teenager with raging hormones." Nowadays, I am expected to be mature. Phoeey!

Lynn said...

That's so lovely that you have such a great relationship with Blake - you and Mr. RK.

Granny Annie said...

Oh man, you guys are having too much fun!

Aliceson said...

So, you're going to send him home completely caffeinated and full of hot dogs? I wish I had a sister like you when I was 15!

Darth Weasel said...

to point #1...sometimes they do. When they are in convenience store warmers. They get that "old person wrinkled prune" look, they may not BE old...but they probably TASTE old...


and #4 is absolutely, positively 100% correct.

Except when they don't

My Journey With Candida said...

LOL.... What a funny guy!!

You know, I have never visited your blog and I find I like it. Hopefully I can stop by more often.

wigsf3 said...

1. They just get more rancid.
2. Everything eh? Innuendo you say?
3. Seriously, I've heard of them. What are they?
4. Especially the ones with swearing and nudity.
5. Just like the centIpad.
6. 24 yr old friend, male or female?
7. And about as productive.

Riot Kitty said...

C: Haha! Excellent ;) Hopefully not the socks and underwear part.
LG: Sad, isn't it?
L: We think so, too. :)
GA: We did!
Darth: Eeeeew
MYWC: Thanks! And thanks for stopping by.
WIGSF: Female :)

ileana said...

Cool little brother! Cute, too! Love that last pic...almost as much as his answer to your question! lol

Great post!!

Marnie said...

You nailed it perfectly!

LL Cool Joe said...

Ha ha, great bro you have! Love the photos. ;D

Anil P said...

Yes, Comics rule.

And if he would "refuse to be gone" when brother visits? :-) Never mind the hypothectical :-)

A Beer for the Shower said...

I find that hot dogs and sugar are a vital part of my food pyramid. So is diabetes and heart failure, but that's probably unrelated.

John McElveen said...

OMG I LOVE IT! What an awesome age!!!!!

2. Everything is innuendo, even when it isn't.--This is actually a Spanish Suppository--so let him find that out! SURPRISE!!!!!!

You are the best!

Love you guys--great pic of Mr RK!!!

J

Riot Kitty said...

Ily: I love that pic, too.
M: Just observant of him, ;)
Joey: Thanks!
Anil: Hahaha!
ABFTS: Yeah, I'm hoping he'll recognize lettuce before it's too late.
John: :) Thanks! Except for the Spanish...ugh!

Senorita said...

I have more in common with him than I do with women my age, haha !

Hot dogs never get old, especially because they are so phallic and full of innuendo......

John McElveen said...

There we go with the in your end o again!

Riot Kitty said...

S: So do I!
J: Haha! Love it.

Green Tea said...

What a couple cuties..:0

Riot Kitty said...

GT: I know, I love that picture.