Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Oops


I thought *I* had a good memory.

My little bro (15 going on 40) visited and we went to see Arthur.

Him: "You just want to see it," he said, "because Russell Brand is your plastic joy."
Me: "What?"
Him: "From your blog. Russell Brand is one of the celebrities you want to fuck."

%*#&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)##############*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oooooooooooooh, the days of us watching Peter Pan and reading Frog and Toad are long gone.

I tried to bluff my way out of it and say, "That was a blog about celebrity crushes!" but he pulled up the post on his phone.

After recovering my balance, I asked, "OK, then, who is your celebrity crush?"

He grinned. "I'll tell you, but it means I'm a bad person."

Me: "Why?"
Him: "Because she's a bad actress and doesn't have a brain in her head."

Those qualifications - good at their job, whether or not they have brains- didn't even come into consideration for me, so I suppose he's still all right.

32 comments:

JapRoulette said...

i like your style of thinking.

Lynn said...

Now I want to know who the bad actress is who doesn't have a brain in her head who he'd like to...oh - you know. What would the acronym for that be??? :)

G said...

Smart kid.

Gots the makings of a kick-ass negotiater when he becomes of age.

LL Cool Joe said...

Sounds like lindsay Lohan then? Actually it could be so many actresses. :D

I've just discovered that my older daughter is reading my blog...shit.

A Beer for the Shower said...

I regret the day any of my family starts reading my blog.

ileana said...

Now I know why you get along so well. He's a riot...and I like that he's a thinker. Smart kid. Now WHO is the actress?? So curious!

Riot Kitty said...

JR: Thanks!
L: Megan Fox. His comments about her acting and brains, not mine. I've actually never seen her act, let alone heard her speak.
G: He is a smart kid. Smarter than most adults I know (and more fun to hang out with.) I'll mention that as a potential career choice.
Joey: LOL! But I don't think you have anything to worry about with her reading it.
ABFTS: I did!
I: He cracks me up all the time. And the answer is in my reply to Lynn's comment...

Marnie said...

Your brother is hilarious!

Darth Weasel said...

I guessed Fox before I saw your answer. her vapid vamping in the Transformers movies followed by her arguing her way out of a multimillion dollar payday for her acting skills of having impressive bodily dimensions pretty much lets you know all you need to know about her.

Great picture, by the way.

Darth Weasel said...

ps. she also "acted" in Jonah Hex.

On a completely unrelated note, that movie broke my heart.

Senorita said...

Your bro is awesome !

Gorilla Bananas said...

Heh, Russell Brand! Don't worry about, Miss Kitty, I'm sure it's just a phase.

wigsf3 said...

You should be constantly reminded that you thought Russell Brand has a redeemable quality or use other than cannon fodder. You should have to wear a scarlett RB on yourself at all times so others know of your infidelity to mankind.

Cake Betch said...

Lol, as much as I dislike her and want to just bitch slap that smutty look off her face sometimes I have to admit she's way hot. Sigh.

John McElveen said...

Ha Haa! Russell Brand is NOT that good in bed!


Hugs,

J

Riot Kitty said...

M: Yep, he is :)
Darth: You wouldn't believe how many lolcats come up w/Google image search...and good guess ;) I haven't seen Jonah Hex.
S: Yes he is!
GB: Yeah - until he goes gray.
WIGSF: I'd wear it with pride!
CB: LOL!
John: Details! :)

Mike_D said...

Ah MEgan Fox. Your bro has good taste. If she didn't speak, I could probably spend a weekend with her....

If you don't want him to read your blog, have him read mine! :)

I do like the term "Impressive bodily dimensions," Darth...

skyewriter said...

You have the funny genes in your family; us, we only have the "funny" jeans.

Hope you are well, Riot!

Riot Kitty said...

Mike: LOL! I'll send him there.
Skye: Very funny!

Holland said...

You want(ed) to do Russel Brand??? Well you are in good company then as Kate Perry is doing him now... lol

Boonie S said...

Great post.
Russell Brand’s never really rang my bell….. horses for courses I guess.

All the best, Boonie

Riot Kitty said...

H: Good company indeed!
B: LOL

Green Tea said...

It did make me laugh Kitty..he is a jewel..hold him close babe!! :)

Green Tea said...

Forgot to mention all my crushes are dead :)
Number uno was Robert Mitchum !!
No one here probably even knows who he was :0

Riot Kitty said...

GT: I know who Robert Mitchum was! :) It's true, although my word verification is "purfibin."

Granny Annie said...

Exercise Caution! Some of my grandchildren read my blog therefore I must tread lightly.

Green Tea said...

Since my son psoted my blog on his blog..I have no idea who is lurking which stops me from many comments..though most of them are so busy on Face Book, I doubt if they even check anymore.. :)

Kitty ..you are my sunshine on a dreary day :0

Riot Kitty said...

GA: I thought he had stopped reading it a couple of years ago, silly me!
GT: Glad I could make you laugh :

-E- said...

@Lynn you mean euphemism not acronym.

Riot Kitty said...

E: It could be an acronym. Like MILF.

Caleb said...

Cake was right- great stuff!

Also in agreement: lolcatz. Awesomesauce. Russell Brand? Hilarious (and the source of my fake British accent) ((okay, some credit to the Geico gecko)

Tell your brother he can pick whoever he wants, but stay away from Elizabeth Hurley and Vera Farmiga.

I can already haz them.

Riot Kitty said...

Caleb: LOL! Thanks for stopping by...I'll check out your blog too.