Friday, February 18, 2011

A keyboard I want to design


I gave a friend a ride on the way home today, and we were talking about a couple of the people who make our lives difficult at work.

"Don't you wish," she said, "that your computer keyboard had a 'fuck you' key that you could 'accidentally' hit?"

I laughed so hard my cheeks hurt.

What a great idea!

Other buttons I'd like to add: "up yours," "go to hell," "I'll give you 50 cents to call someone who gives a flying fuck," and, "why is this my problem?"

I wouldn't have to use them very often but they'd come in handy.

So would one that says "eject."

15 comments:

LL Cool Joe said...

"I gave a friend a ride on the way home today"

that was the line that got me.....

Granny Annie said...

Which "cheeks" hurt?

Lynn said...

And definitely add the line in the lol cat illustration. Funny. :)

wigsf3 said...

I'm sure you could program a macro that would send out a "FUCK YOU!" message. Make it like Ctrl+Alt+F12. That's always free.

Holland said...

I completely ignored your first sentence, until LLCJ's comment made me aware of your kinky behaviour...LOL

Riot Kitty said...

Joey: I didn't figure out what you meant until I read Holland's comment!
GA: Very funny.
L: Good idea!
WIGSF: I'd love some help with that.
H: You helped me figure out what he meant, but very funny. The friend I gave a ride home to was a woman older than my dad. I'm kinky, but not that kinky.

G said...

How 'bout a key that says "Here's fifty cents, call someone who cares."

Senorita said...

Best LOL Cat Ever ! I vote for the "shove it up your ass" key in CAPS.

Shionge said...

Hehehhe so funny...yes I think that would be the best seller if there is a fuck key there....:D

Riot Kitty said...

G: I have a profane version of that in the post ;)
S: Great one!
Shionge: I think it would definitely help sales.

Darth Weasel said...

how about a rocket launcher key? they wouldn't let me put one in my car...maybe I could put in on my computer

Riot Kitty said...

Darth: My brother Nik actually found a stick-on "eject" key and put it in his car. For some reason it didn't work...

John McElveen said...

OMG!!!! I have a degree from F U !!!!

I am still laughing at WITH you--OMG!
I don't want a personal Old King James-- Fuckest Thou reply!

Love ya mean it,

J

John McElveen said...

Oh--and where did my Original--HILARIOUS response go--It was awesome and it didn't show up-- so F you! OK!!!

:-)

J

Damn word verifications!

Cake Betch said...

I've always wanted something like this for the back of my car. Like maybe some kind of scrolling screen that I can edit with a keyboard attached to my dash, or maybe even voice activated!
-GET THE FUCK OFF MY ASS
-YOUR CAR IS A POS
-I TOTALLY SAW YOU PICKING YOUR NOSE
-TURN YOUR SHIT MUSIC DOWN!