...and he designs paperclips for a living.
For a little fun present, I got Mr. RK a set of airplane paperclips from the nifty Paperchase section at Borders for his birthday. (Don't worry - that wasn't the only present. He also got an ipod touch, a set of rollers so he can ride his bike indoors, and other things I can't mention here.)
During one of the birthday weekend events, our mutual friend Darth Weasel came over and saw the clips and did a double take.
Darth: "Um...where did you buy those? Because they kind of look like..."
We clipped one to a piece of paper, and it's true.
And I thought Borders was a family store...