Thursday, January 27, 2011
How many people does it take to have sex in the shower?
Random, random, random story - a long and strange chain of thoughts caused me to remember someone today that I dated years ago.
And sadly, my memory was, "Oh! That was the only person I ever had sex with in the shower!" I mean sadly for him. How many people want to be remembered that way? (Wait, don't answer that.)
What cracked me up was remembering that right after that, my then 15-year-old brother (who is now 31) came home and saw us sitting there with wet hair and blurted out, "Did you guys JUST HAVE SEX?!"
And it was so funny we just burst out laughing and didn't think to be embarrassed.
So anyhow, I texted a friend about this tonight and she said, "That's it? Only one?"
I wrote back, "Do most people have more?"
Then I asked Mr. RK, "How many people do most people have sex with in the shower?"
More laughing, as it came out all wrong.
Mr. RK: "Simultaneously? Or one at a time?"
I hope to God my little brother isn't reading this.
But it's food for thought. Am I low in the numbers? Or is my friend a slut? Inquiring minds want to know!