Sometimes I wonder if the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it.
- Mark Twain
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Cross your fingers
Our gala dinner at work is coming up this week.
Long story short, last year I had a "wardrobe malfunction" and had to go commando that night in a room full of Republicans...and was dumb enough to tell a colleague about it...and haven't lived it down since.
So we're on the phone today and event dress code comes up.
She asks, "Will you be wearing underwear this year?"
Just cross your fingers that everything - garments included - goes smoothly for us, won't you?