Sometimes I wonder if the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it.
- Mark Twain
Ha! I love it!! You and FB are my favorite poets. :)The kitties are adorable, btw.
Woohoo @ Ily ^^^^So...would that be "dicklash"?
That's the universal tagline heheheheh...make me laugh. Happy Tuesday to you :D
I always love your LOLcats. I am sorry that you got t-banged. I mean, t-boned.I got t-boned in my first accident in the middle of an intersection for my first accident. I am lucky to be alive. I am sure part of the reason I have TMJ is because I was hit so hard.Please make sure you go see a chiropractor. And I hope you feel better soon my little LOLRiotCat !
I hope you feel better. I fear car accidents more than anything else.
SI: Thanks :)FB: LMAO! You should copyright that.S: Good!S: It was a near miss..but that sucks about your accident. I am going to see a chiro for sure!L: Thanks! I think I may have feared the government more than car accidents during the Bush administration...
glad you were not hurt. hoping the roads get safer soon. for about 10 - 15 years now they have been getting exponentially worse. I barely even recognize the state I grew up in for the change we have seen. Not in a positive way, either.
I'm more offended by those pink crocs than anything else.To get whiplash in your dick wouldn't he need to wearing his seatbelt in a unique way? Maybe that's why you got hit in the first place.
Dick whiplash?Hmmmm....hmmmmm.....hmmmmm.....shhh, I'm thinking here. I need to make up for an earlier faux pasAha!He got dick whiplash because at the exact moment that he felt pure exstacy pulsate through his five magic fingers, the cat landed square on his shoulders which caused him to involuntarily squeeze the item that gives him the most joy until he tore a genital muscle.
This is the best Haiku yet! :)
Is that how you can tell if a man is a bad driver? I laughed so hard at Joey's comment that if I was drinking coffee, it would have shot out my nose. You people are too much!
Oh no! Feel better honey!Cxx
Darth: No kidding. I have seen the same thing happen in CA, unfortunately.Joey: LOL! BTW, you have been speed reading, I did not get hit. I almost did.G: Bwahahaha!L: Thanks!A: That's hilarious! Sorry about the nose coffee ;)C: Thanks!
PS For the record, everyone...I have never owned crocs!
I hope you're okay!!And a dude can get dick whiplash, it's when he sees a girl and...well, I'll leave the rest to your imagination only cuz it's illegal in about 5 countries.
Mike, that was TMI:) Riot Kitty, glad you are okay.
God, I love poetry!
GA: LOL! Thanks :)MZ: Me too!
More More..how about some political Haiku's
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