Tuesday, September 07, 2010

Ouch!


So I have been thinking for a few days about what would make a good post.

Then I nearly got t-boned on the way home today.

Which inspired a haiku.

To the prick in the truck,
I hope your dick gets whiplash
just like my neck did.

Happy Tuesday!

20 comments:

Scarlet Ily said...

Ha! I love it!! You and FB are my favorite poets. :)

The kitties are adorable, btw.

Fireblossom said...

Woohoo @ Ily ^^^^

So...would that be "dicklash"?

Shionge said...

That's the universal tagline heheheheh...make me laugh. Happy Tuesday to you :D

Senorita said...

I always love your LOLcats.

I am sorry that you got t-banged. I mean, t-boned.

I got t-boned in my first accident in the middle of an intersection for my first accident. I am lucky to be alive. I am sure part of the reason I have TMJ is because I was hit so hard.

Please make sure you go see a chiropractor. And I hope you feel better soon my little LOLRiotCat !

Logical Libby said...

I hope you feel better. I fear car accidents more than anything else.

Riot Kitty said...

SI: Thanks :)
FB: LMAO! You should copyright that.
S: Good!
S: It was a near miss..but that sucks about your accident. I am going to see a chiro for sure!
L: Thanks! I think I may have feared the government more than car accidents during the Bush administration...

Darth Weasel said...

glad you were not hurt. hoping the roads get safer soon. for about 10 - 15 years now they have been getting exponentially worse. I barely even recognize the state I grew up in for the change we have seen. Not in a positive way, either.

LL Cool Joe said...

I'm more offended by those pink crocs than anything else.

To get whiplash in your dick wouldn't he need to wearing his seatbelt in a unique way? Maybe that's why you got hit in the first place.

G said...

Dick whiplash?

Hmmmm....hmmmmm.....hmmmmm.....

shhh, I'm thinking here. I need to make up for an earlier faux pas

Aha!

He got dick whiplash because at the exact moment that he felt pure exstacy pulsate through his five magic fingers, the cat landed square on his shoulders which caused him to involuntarily squeeze the item that gives him the most joy until he tore a genital muscle.

Lynn said...

This is the best Haiku yet! :)

Aliceson said...

Is that how you can tell if a man is a bad driver?

I laughed so hard at Joey's comment that if I was drinking coffee, it would have shot out my nose. You people are too much!

Claire said...

Oh no! Feel better honey!

Cxx

Riot Kitty said...

Darth: No kidding. I have seen the same thing happen in CA, unfortunately.
Joey: LOL! BTW, you have been speed reading, I did not get hit. I almost did.
G: Bwahahaha!
L: Thanks!
A: That's hilarious! Sorry about the nose coffee ;)
C: Thanks!

Riot Kitty said...

PS For the record, everyone...I have never owned crocs!

Mike_D said...

I hope you're okay!!

And a dude can get dick whiplash, it's when he sees a girl and...well, I'll leave the rest to your imagination only cuz it's illegal in about 5 countries.

Riot Kitty said...

LMAO Mike!

Granny Annie said...

Mike, that was TMI:) Riot Kitty, glad you are okay.

Mama Zen said...

God, I love poetry!

Riot Kitty said...

GA: LOL! Thanks :)
MZ: Me too!

Green Tea said...

More More..how about some political Haiku's