Friday, September 10, 2010

Friday funny


I went out for drinks (non-alcoholic for me) with a couple of girlfriends last night and as usual, we ended up talking about sex, boys, and exes.

Then my friend S was talking about pets (no connection) and referencing animal control having to come into the homes of people who couldn't take care of their pets properly.

My friend J piped up: "Yes! That's what I totally should have done with a couple of exes! 'Animal control, come take this pig away!'"

I wish I could have thought of that!

PS If anyone is sick of the LOL cats...too bad :)

15 comments:

Fireblossom said...

I read "If anyone is sick of the lolcats..." and thought, nooOOooo, I love them! Then I saw the rest and cracked up! :-)

Boonie S said...

Re exes: I’ve always felt that involuntary euthanasia on the living room carpet administered by a trainee veterinarian with a blunt needle is an appropriate form of disposal. I don’t know if you agree.
I love the cat photo.

Have a great day, Boonie

LL Cool Joe said...

Non-alcoholic drinks?? What are they?

Riot Kitty said...

FB: LOL! (cat.)
B: Great idea!
Joey: Hahaha! I had a virgin pina colada.

Mama Zen said...

I've always believed that exes should be required by law to move out of state.

Senorita said...

I love your lolcats. Although I've upgraded to the mean, snarky trollcats. Just for a little more bite.

Riot Kitty said...

MZ: A fantastic idea! Mine did, but only to the state that's 20 minutes away, unfortunately.
S: I love those! I sent some friends to your blog to check it out :)

Green Tea said...

I had a couple ex's I would have loved to send to the vet for a little surgery.. :)

Lynn said...

I love the lol cats. :) Keep 'em coming.

Riot Kitty said...

GT: An even better idea!
L: I will :)

Scarlet Ily said...

Hey, Chica, what happened to my comment?? :( I posted one yesterday.

Anyway, I love your LOL gatos...they're awesome, and so is your friend, J! :)

Riot Kitty said...

Ily: No idea! It never showed. F'ing Google.

Holland said...

I love LOL Cats but I do not agree with your friend... if they would pick up my ex from my home it would imply I couldn't take of him ... myself...lol

Darth Weasel said...

RK, you know what my ex is like, which makes the following statement even funnier coming from me...

I guess one thing to recall is we are all exes...


wonder what the exes think of us as exes? naturally, from my point of view she was the evil one...well, okay, bad example. she was..


and how awesome is this? my word verification is "ovation", which I think I deserve for putting up with A.G....

Riot Kitty said...

H: LOL is right!
Darth: You deserve sainthood, frankly!