Thursday, May 07, 2009

A note to Miss J's ex: please go fuck yourself


I'm sure you will all agree with me when you find out why.

Awhile back, many of you admired the brains and writing talent of guest blogger Miss J, who is a big feminist and an awesome person.

Unfortunately we found out this week that she married a big asshole.

Miss J's soon-to-be-ex-husband has not only been screwing around with one of her friends, in their apartment, while she was at work and school (oh yes - he's unemployed), but it turns out he also has a big coke problem.

And he's totally unapologetic. He told her that he had nothing to say for himself. Well, bucko, I have plenty of things I'd like to say to you.

According to the former friend, it's Miss J's fault because "she wasn't making him happy."

Well you know what? Fuck him and the whore he's screwing. Miss J is a strong person and she will get through this - she already told him that she will look back on the day she kicked him out as the best day of her life - but in the meantime, needless to say, it sucks.

AND he took the car.

I don't know how many of you read Pheromone Girl's post about Elizabeth Edwards, but I think this behavior is almost equally as low.

Anyhow - I have some advice for you, fuckhead: Go stick your dick in a vat of muriatic acid before you do more damage with it.

The next time you and your whore go snort coke, I hope you get powdered sugar instead. Then I hope you get the nastiest allergic reaction ever, and feel more miserable than a slug in a salt mine.

I hope, when you exit rehab, that you feel so fucking guilty that you will never get over it. Ever.

I hope Miss J follows through on her promise to tell everyone at home back in California what a low life sack of shit you are and that you never live this down.

Finally, in case you don't stick your dick in a vat of muriatic acid, I hope you become impotent.

16 comments:

Grandpa Eddie said...

Tell Miss J that I feel her pain. My ex-wife was an alcoholic and a coke-head and was fucking a friend who was supplying her with the nose candy. Needless to say that relationship didn't last long.

The whore will get to the point that the sex she has with him isn't satisfying enough and will be looking for someone better.

Riot Kitty said...

GE: Wow. I am glad there is another Mrs. GE now!

skyewriter said...

Ugh! She's lucky to have you as a friend. I know she will look back and be glad that ass is out of her life.

There isn't a word strong enough to describe that kind of lowness...

Grandpa Eddie said...

So am I, and she's my very very best buddy.

Granny Annie said...

I know some people you need to talk to. You can sure tell it like it is.

Pouty Lips said...

Message to dick-boy: "I hope all the bad things in life happen to you, and only you."

Sidhe said...

The things people will do to each other never cease to amaze me.

I hope his dick spontaneously combusts right now and it's aired on that little runner that goes across the bottom of all the news programs.

pheromone girl said...

What feels like the worst day in our lives can sometime be the best. You know we'll help her through and in just a few short weeks she'll wonder why she didn't kick him out sooner!

Darth Weasel said...

First off, love the picture. Awesome. Second, I think you already know how I feel about people who cheat...'nuff said there. Wishing your friend the best.

Shionge said...

*Clap* *Clap*

Well Said!! Well Done!!!

LL Cool Joe said...

I hope Miss J is ok, and is able to get past this really quickly.

It's good she has a friend like you to help.

Aliceson said...

That's awful. At least she knew to get rid of him. So many women take back cheating, abusive, mooching husbands. She'll get through this!

JLee said...

If I ever get divorced, can I hire you as an official letter writer? lol Get it, girl!!!

Scarlet said...

You're a girl's best friend. Seriously...who haven't you been there for?

I'm warning my husband about you! :)

Phil said...

Your vitriolic diatribe sounds well deserved. Yeah, that's right, I went there. I said vitriolic

Claire said...

Dude, what a post. That guy sounds heinous!

Cxx