Saturday, December 13, 2008

Is it so difficult?

Have you ever noticed that, when you're out in a public place - say a restaurant or cafe - the people who have the loudest voices have the most irritating, mundane things to say?

I mean, when is the last time someone interesting was audible?

It makes me want to turn around and go, "Oh, REAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLY? How Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinteresting," with a fake Russian accent.

My little social editor doesn't always work, you know.

What have you overheard lately that has made you laugh?


Darth Weasel said...

should just reprint everything you said and cap it with, "Quoted for truth"

Scarlet said...

Ha! I want to hear your fake Russian accent.

Shionge said...

Hmmm......I need to find my sense of humour is getting so crowded here in Singapore ;(

JLee said...

Last night we were at On the Border and this HUGE woman was talking SO LOUD and ordering all these side things...tortillas, queso, more chips, etc. instead of just ordering a meal. Well, maybe she had a meal coming too, I don't know. lol
My husband said "let's all use our inside voices" (she didn't hear it though)