Monday, May 12, 2008

Riot Kitty, Cyborg With Fangs

Robotic Individual Optimized for Thorough Killing, Immediate Troubleshooting and Total Yelling

Get Your Cyborg Name

Especially if your name is John Holmes.


Today I find out that he has a reputation for being a sexual harassment case waiting to happen, but, sigh, nothing has been done about it. WTF?

And last week I received this gem of an e-mail about him in regards to an event we are putting on (read: I have been busting my ass to put into place):

"Riot Kitty, I haven't said anything yet, but I am planning to help on event day. I have many abilities. Use me however you like."

OK. How does kindling sound? (Yes, Mr. Riot Kitty can take credit for that line.)

Dr. Holmes, I hope you come back as a slug in your next life. And then I hope you get showered with sodium chloride.


Darth Weasel said...

Why is it when you called him "Dr. Holmes" I wanted to yell, "no s*** Watson"?

Claire said...


That's just wrong, dude.


Riot Kitty said...

Darth: Believe it or not, he has a PhD! Probably in "porn collection."

Scarlet said...

I haven't heard that name in a while. Nice reply!

Foster Communications said...

Cool cyborg name.

Why won't that John Holmes dude just go away!

JLee said...

"kindling" hahah
Good one.

pheromone girl said...

Kinling is too good for him - that would make him... useful. I like the idea of "To the pain" from Princess Bride myself. I'll bring children by to laugh and point...