Clearing away holiday cards last night, I saw this on the back of the one from my grandparents:
Since when is the NRA involved in the holiday business? The funniest thing is...my grandparents aren't gun enthusiasts. I've never even heard them talk about guns, other than the fact that when they lived out on several acres when we were little, they had a gun they used to kill snakes. We were educated about where it was, not to go anywhere fucking near it, etc.
So I'm thinking if the NRA did this properly, they'd come up with something more branded. Hey, I have a marketing background.
"You can have a Merry Christmas...when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands!"
"Support the NRA this Christmas. Because even Santa could be packing heat."
It just goes to support my dad's theory that I have no DNA in common with that side of the family. We could invent our own game show! It could be called, "Whose DNA is this?"
How about you? Does the apple fall that far from the tree?