I haven't posted for a few days because I'm off this week and the resident wit, e.g. my brother B, is visiting.
We've been having conversations like this:
On food safety:
Me: "The government doesn't really have tough food safety standards. Especially not for meat."
B: "So cows that do badly in high school go straight to Taco Bell."
On what a great place this is to visit:
Me: "Mom said she was impressed that you came to see us instead of going to Disneyland. I didn't think you liked Disneyland that much."
B: "I don't."
Stay tuned, he'll probably say something dry and funny in the next few minutes.
I wish all of the adults I encountered were this intelligent. I keep getting work emails about an event that is six weeks away, where you can literally just show up the day of the event (and mind you, this is all over our website, etc.), and people ask, "Is it too late to sign up?"
And on to Taco Bell we go.