Tuesday, September 04, 2012

Guest post

Funny enough, Riot Kitty had been thinking of inviting me, Vasil P. McNut, to post...and then she saw Fry's guest post on Claire's blog.

I arrived at the house of Riot Kitty and Mr. Riot Kitty nearly 5 weeks ago, but I didn't hesitate to make myself right at home! Their dresser and bookcase make GREAT springboards. They were kind enough to have plenty of toys waiting for me. And when I want to play fetch with my little soccer balls at 5 a.m., they wake up! How caring is that?

Of course the bedding here is superb. I alternate between laps, beds, the sofa, and my personal ottoman.

The food is equally splendid. If I want more (I have to keep my round figure, you know), all I do is squeak!

Sometimes, though, I yowl. I get away with all of this because I'm terribly cute, as you can see. (That's probably what saved my ass when I was peeing on the floor for a few weeks. But maybe she doesn't know it was me...maybe she thinks it was Mr. RK.)

They were also considerate enough to provide me with a brother, Earl Grey. We have fun whacking each other.

Now you might remember that my name was Vasil Plotcharsky. But hey, I'm already a black cat, and named someone on the Titanic? WAT?! My antics earned me the nickname "McNut." So now I'm Vasil P. McNut.

Won't you come visit our house?


Claire said...

Yay, Vasil P. McNut! Black kittehs rule.

Scarlet said...

What an adorable black kitty...and such personality as well! He has your sense of humor, RK! Love his name. :)

Darth Weasel said...

wait a second...that WASN'T Mr Riot Kitty? I was suspicious when he visited your work and you suddenly had a volunteer with issues...and coincidentally, that only happened when Vasil "stopped"...just sayin'

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Of course I will come to visit you, dear V.P. McNut! Wearing rubber boots, of course.

The Elephant's Child said...

Vasil P McNut your cousin or something lives waaaay over here. He also rolls over to demand that his tummy be rubbed (and sometimes bites and kicks the hand that does the rubbing). Got to keep them on their toes. And I am super pleased that you also wake people at 5.30. If the cat is up, people should be too.

Lynn said...

Awwww - I'm glad you like your brother Earl Grey. Does he like you?

I'm glad you like the RKs - they are good people.

Granny Annie said...

Dear V.P. McNutt, my question is the same as Lynn's...Does Earl Grey like you? Me thinks there might be sabotage in your future. Just sayin..

G. B. Miller said...

If Mr. McNut is looking for a girlfriend, my cat Holly is available.

Provocative photo included at no extra charge (see avatar).

Riot Kitty said...

Vasil says...he's still working on Earl Grey. He'll take Holly's phone number, though.

A Beer for the Shower said...

McNut may be the greatest cat nickname I've ever heard. So adorable. But I have a black cat. So I might be biased.

NellieVaughn said...

How cute! McNut is the best! Beats Professor Flea. I miss that cat. I have a Mulligan, Louie, Tacun, and Lucifer. I swear I am not a crazy cat lady. I do, after all, have a dog, too.

Riot Kitty said...

ABFTS: Vasil wants to know what your cat's name is, and is there a picture?
NV: Great names!

PeaceLoveandSharpies said...

Aww that cat is adorable. <3

People hate cats here.
There's a cat that hangs out at my uni and I was playing with her the other day and people walked by and screamed.
She was so friendly. :(
And looked just like the cat in your pictures. :)