So Mr. RK and I went out on a dinner date and as we were driving home, he said, "I was a jerk on the freeway today."
Note: Mr. RK is a very calm, courteous driver, so my curiosity was piqued.
Me: "Really? What did you do?"
Mr. RK: "So this guy was driving around like a total asshole, didn't let me merge. And then I went to pass him and he's leaning out of his window smoking, like he doesn't want to get smoke in his car. So you know when I use the windshield washer, it sprays off of the side of the car also?"
Me: "Yes."
Mr. RK: "I was passing him very slowly, and when I got slightly ahead of him, I saw him toss his cigarette butt on the road. So I hit the windshield washer and got washer fluid all over him. And he looked all pissed off, and I shrugged, like, 'What?'"
This is why I love Mr. RK.
13 comments:
I love how you have the "not sappy" disclaimer on the title. :)
And that guy needed a good spraying!
Whats not to love?
I love him too! :-)
It was bad enough that the guy was smoking (says this former smoker) but worse that he tossed the cigarette out of the car. He needed a spray. Too bad Mr. RK couldn't have sprayed him another way (not meaning to underestimate the hose.)
Mr. RK is a bad-ASS! You go, guy!
The man does what most of us only dream of doing.
Touche'!
I was really impressed! The most I could have thought of was flipping him off.
good boy, Mr. Riot Kitty. More, more, more!
He has progressed from Kitten status? ;)
Ha ha, that was good! Very good!!! I'd love to do that to anyone who is driving and talking on their cell phone at the same time.
Joey: Go for it!
He was just trying to prevent a wildfire...
Libby: Exactly! ;)
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