Monday, September 10, 2012

Why I love Mr. RK (not sappy)

So Mr. RK and I went out on a dinner date and as we were driving home, he said, "I was a jerk on the freeway today."

Note: Mr. RK is a very calm, courteous driver, so my curiosity was piqued.

Me: "Really? What did you do?"

Mr. RK: "So this guy was driving around like a total asshole, didn't let me merge. And then I went to pass him and he's leaning out of his window smoking, like he doesn't want to get smoke in his car. So you know when I use the windshield washer, it sprays off of the side of the car also?"

Me: "Yes."

Mr. RK: "I was passing him very slowly, and when I got slightly ahead of him, I saw him toss his cigarette butt on the road. So I hit the windshield washer and got washer fluid all over him. And he looked all pissed off, and I shrugged, like, 'What?'"

This is why I love Mr. RK.

13 comments:

Lynn said...

I love how you have the "not sappy" disclaimer on the title. :)

And that guy needed a good spraying!

The Elephant's Child said...

Whats not to love?

Rock Chef said...

I love him too! :-)

Granny Annie said...

It was bad enough that the guy was smoking (says this former smoker) but worse that he tossed the cigarette out of the car. He needed a spray. Too bad Mr. RK couldn't have sprayed him another way (not meaning to underestimate the hose.)

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Mr. RK is a bad-ASS! You go, guy!

G. B. Miller said...

The man does what most of us only dream of doing.

Touche'!

Riot Kitty said...

I was really impressed! The most I could have thought of was flipping him off.

Darth Weasel said...

good boy, Mr. Riot Kitty. More, more, more!

Riot Kitty said...

He has progressed from Kitten status? ;)

LL Cool Joe said...

Ha ha, that was good! Very good!!! I'd love to do that to anyone who is driving and talking on their cell phone at the same time.

Riot Kitty said...

Joey: Go for it!

Logical Libby said...

He was just trying to prevent a wildfire...

Riot Kitty said...

Libby: Exactly! ;)