Vegan strip club and its Southeast Portland neighbors are asked by the OLCC to work out their differencesOLCC = Oregon Liquor Control Commission.
Now, mind you, regardless of how you feel about strip clubs, this story fails, in my opinion, to address the question that we all really want to know the answer to: what, exactly, is a vegan strip club? Are the strippers vegan? Or are they serving vegan food?
I imagine their business slogan will be along the lines of, "Here, only the women are treated like meat!"
Or, perhaps, "We may be misogynists, but at least we're vegan!"
Alternately, "Girls and broccoli!" Because I have driven by more than one strip club that advertises "Girls and Steaks!"
Mr. RK wants to know: does T&A now stand for tofu and asparagus?
Inquiring minds want to know.