Tuesday, July 06, 2010

Things that have annoyed me today

1. The weather. First, spring and summer don't show themselves - and now you hit us with heat that is normally on schedule for late August. WTF? Couldn't you have waited a week until my vacation? You know how hot weather makes me cranky. My body can't process heat well, so I just overheat, and that really sucks. I'd go out and swim except for the fact that the pool is full of kids that probably piss in it.

2. My dress/underwear. WTF? The two of you working in tandem made me hide behind a parked car, walking back from getting coffee, and go commando for most of the day, which I *hate* because it's totally uncivilized!

3. Google/blogger: What have you done with 14 of the comments on my last post?

4. The drama queen I can't verbally bitchslap because...well, I have to work with you on some stuff. Get a clue, honey - it's not all about you. PERIOD. END. OF. STORY.

Other than that I'm in a good mood :)


Lynn said...

I hope you feel better now, RK. :) We went straight from winter to summer and it hasn't let up much either.

Anonymous said...

For future reference, underpants is 20% funnier than underwear. So, should you be going for any sort of comedic value, insert underpants in place of underwear.
Now, in this situation, going commando behind a parked car is pretty funny. But it could have been funnier.
You've just been learned.

Ily said...

Ha! You wouldn't have had to hide behind a parked car to go commando in my town! ;)

Fireblossom said...

Come on....run the little weather graphic again. Pleeeease, the weather graphic, the little five day forecast thingie,I want the weather graphic, it makes me laffffffff. :-)

Darth Weasel said...

hey, it gave you a chance to post the picture of a care bear...so there you go

Riot Kitty said...

Lynn: I do! I stayed inside and napped.
WIGSF: Ok, first of all I am rolling on the floor laughing. Thanks for the tip. But FYI..."underpants" has a connotation of male/BVD/boring. And my underwear are never boring.
I: LOL! I'll keep that in mind.
FB: I will find it!
Darth: True!

Senorita said...

I totally feel your pain ! The other day I was about to pass out in this heat.

I don't understand how it went from cold and rainy to blazing sun and hot-as-fuck !

Fireblossom said...

You found the funny forecast for me! You rock! :-)

G said...

Your underwear is never boring?








Holland said...

I love the weather forecast and you description of going behind the car.... LOL
Ily is right that many people here just go commando just about everywhere... LOL

Riot Kitty said...

S: That about sums it up!
FB: I forgot about that...cracks me up.
G: I meant, not "Fruit of the Loom" boring. Not like it's going to go out and eat people ;)
H: It's true! I went behind a parked car and slipped them into my purse. It was that, or have them fall down to my ankles. So what is up with Miami and no underwear? Heat?

LL Cool Joe said...

Bloggers have been playing around with your underwear, shit I mean, the comments the last few days!

I'm gonna use that as an excuse next time I don't get many comments.

Riot Kitty said...

Joey: LMAO!

Mama Zen said...

I was wondering if I was the only one receiving a ration of shit from Blogger!

Riot Kitty said...

MZ: You're not the only one! In the words of the late Carl Sagan, I believe the phrase would be "billions and billions..."

Shionge said...

Reading your last sentence ... 'other than that I'm in a good mood ;)' makes me smile.....Good!! Good! Good! ;D

Mike_D said...

Ah, I love reading this blog....

Riot Kitty said...

S: :)
Mike: Merci!

Ily said...

RK, I blame the heat for everything...yes!

Darrin.. said...

Commando in a heat wave? Now That's hot!
Heh Heh.. Get it? See what I did there with the play of words and double entendre..
Eh forget it.