Sunday, June 15, 2008
The best line, ever, ever, ever!
Mr. Riot Kitty and I went to see Sex and the City today. He was the only one in the theater with a penis, I am pretty sure, unless there was some really convincing drag queens that I missed.
Anyway - I have found the best comeback line to address assholes with meandering eyes. (Where was this when I met you, John Holmes?)
In one scene, Jennifer Hudson catches a delivery guy looking down her shirt.
Her reply: "Ain't nothing in there for you!"
I must use that line, often.
The best I have done in the past:
"Jack, if we're going to be friends, you're going to have to stop looking at my boobs."
He replied, "OK."