Thursday, March 20, 2008

Reason #1,204 that I'm glad I'm not a guy


I'm reasonably confident that my boss will never ask me to piss in a plastic bag instead of wasting time hunting down a bathroom.

What else should we expect from a shitty phone company with shitty service? (Qwest.) Dumbass corporate motherfuckers.

Sorry, that's redundant, isn't it?

3 comments:

Darth Weasel said...

okay, gotta know...where did you find that unbelievably awesome graphic?

on a deeper level...if it is unbelievable then clearly it cannot exist and I therefore cannot have seen it, though I may still have imagined it...but in imagining the unimaginable and unbelievable, the image I imagine must be scaled down to the believable so my brain can process it. therefore it exists, just not in the form I thought it existed in so the result is entirely believable.

Just thought I would share how I saw what cannot be seen

Foster Communications said...

Seriously?? That' 10 kinds of nasty.

JLee said...

you gotta be kidding me! But then again, being a guy can come in handy when you're desperate. They don't pee on their shoes. ha