From time to time, I browse job board sections in fields where I don't regularly look...just for curiosity. Tonight's search turned up a few gems. Sadly, this only took a few minutes.
Date: 2008-01-23, 7:01PM PST
Exotic Anchor Inn and Grill looking for dancers asap. Located in beautful Oceanside Oregon. Lodging possable take a peek at *web site* or contact *person* at .....
- Compensation: Open
- Telecommuting is ok.
- This is a part-time job.
- OK for recruiters to contact this job poster.
1. How does the telecommuting part work if you're a stripper? (Note the second bullet point.) Do they partner with You Tube?
2. What kind of recruiter would do this kind of work? (Note the last bullet point.)
3. Just because the poster works at a strip club does NOT excuse him from knowing how to spell the word "possible."
SMART PERSON NEEDED Fast paced office(Apparently they need someone smart because the poster doesn't have a fucking clue when it comes to spelling...)
Date: 2008-01-22, 4:50PM PST
With sales in 25 countries and across the North America we are searching for someone willing to step in and be part of our team. You will start in customer service, order processing and general office functions. We beleive in a real person talking with all our corportat customers so you will need a great phone personality and a willingness to be very helpful. An additional plus will be experience in the saftey, accounts receivable managment and/or purchasing.
We offer a great compensation program, 100% fully paid bennefits, great working hours,fully paid sick and vacation bennefits as well as private offices for each person. If you are that smart person I'm looking for and want to be recognized and paid for what you are really worth, send me your resume and salary history.
And here's one for a potential Mrs. Doubtfire - talk about getting to the point:
Daycare I need it
Date: 2008-01-23, 6:39AM PST
2 boys two And 4 i work tue-fri 9-4..
email me your info. rates and location. Please be specific I dont have alot of time to email back and forth. So give me your avail, my house or yours and where. rates so on and so forth. And a bit about yourself thank you...
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
- Compensation: no pay
And my personal favorite...Haircuts at Hooters!
Be A Barber Babe....Hair Stylist Wanted !!!
Date: 2008-01-23, 3:06PM PST
The Barber Babes is now hiring a part time hair stylist! We need a girl for Wednesdays and Saturdays, or Fridays and Saturdays (your choice). Hourly or Commission....whatever one is GREATER....plus tips! The tips are GREAT!
Our shop is new and small, but we have placed ads in the Willamette Weekly, Mercury, Exotic, Verizon Yellow Pages, Craigslist, Just Out, and tons of sites on line. We are getting so busy it's time to hire another stylist!
The uniform is similar to the Hooters girls (short shorts, tank tops, slouch socks, white tennies), and we are having fun doing Cheerleader Mondays, School Girl Wednesdays, and Fishnet Fridays (not too revealing...we follow public decency codes). I'm sure you can imagine the tips are WAY better than regular shops! (*So is the occasional mopping of jiz off the floor, I'm sure.*)
Send a photo of yourself (G Rated) and a resume to (person) at (e-mail.)
* Must be licensed
* Just out of school is OKAY! (Of course it is...you have to stuff yourself into a cheerleading uniform, and someone experienced might have a bit more self-respect.)
* Fun/Cool girls only (no stuffy or stuck ups!)
*No one with any self-respect or brains, either! And sadly, this salon is owned by a woman...I am tempted to send her pictures of people having sex with animals, but I am not sure where to find them.*