Sunday, December 30, 2007

Porn at Borders!


Browsing the DVD section at Borders last night, my husband found a shelf of features that, shall we say, surprised him.

Labeled "Mature," it had lots of must-have titles like "Busty Cops," "2069: A Sex Odessy," and something with Jenna Jameson.

And I thought they just had regular movies, books, stationary and good coffee...but they can cater to my porn needs, as well!

Who knew?

So, another question - why do they bother to wear clothes (see left) to the adult DVD awards anyway? It's not like they haven't bared it all to begin with...or that their clothing leaves anything to the imagination.

Is it just me, or does she look like a giant strawberry with breasts?

2 comments:

vivavavoom said...

Porn award shows for the porn stars must be like Halloween for kids. dress up so people may not recognize you and I am sure you get tricks and treats.

Darth Weasel said...

I would think, to answer your question, the reason they are clothed at the awards is to remind each other of that breathless instant before they pop the velcro to get the clothes off without all that wasted time in foreplay and buttons and zippers...this is their chance to see what a button is used for.