Saturday, December 15, 2007

Nursery Rhymes we didn't have as kids........

Thanks, Senior Woodchuck!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun.

Stupid Jill forgot the pill

And now they have a son.

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Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man,

'What have you got there?'

Said the pie man unto Simon,
'Pies, you dumb ass'

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the kings' horses,

And all the kings' men.

Had scrambled eggs,

For breakfast again.

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Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.

The little dog laughed to
see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.

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Georgie Porgy pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.

And when the boys came out to play,

He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.

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There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.

When she was good, she was very, very good.

But when she was bad........

She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a
sports car.





2 comments:

JLee said...

too funny! Kind of reminds me of Andrew Dice Clay's nursery rhymes! lol OH!

Jessica Foster said...

I like the last one!

And the "Pies, you dumb ass!"

he he he