Sunday, December 30, 2007
Copywriters who were real douchebags
So as funny as these old Lysol ads are, they were serious advertising!
Totally anti-female, and totally ridiculous. No matter that the copywriters are either dead, or old enough to be wetting themselves...they still piss me off! You know they were all probably written by men who didn't get any, anyway.
I'd love to come up with the anti-male counterparts...
How about these:
1. "Held in a Web of Indifference..." But Fred finally got a penis extension. So he broke through it.
2. "Please, Danielle, don't lock me out!" Dave buys her jewelry and finally starts showering and - surprise! - gets that prized blow job.
3. "Love quiz...for the man who isn't getting any."
Why does she spend the evenings alone?
*My guess is that her vibrator is better than you.*