So Mr. RK came up with that title - and then coincidentally found this excellent picture!
He suggested I argue my statement, so here goes.
Cookies are better than greed because...
1. They don't sleep on Hermes sheets with your bailout money.
2. They don't charge you debit card fees to access your own money.
3. They have chocolate chips. Or peanut butter.
4. There are many different kinds of cookies, but only one kind of greed. (Mr. RK came up with that one.)
5. If you are selfish with greed, other people get hurt. If you are selfish with cookies, well, NOM!
6. Greed does not have frosting.
7. Greed does not have cute, furry blue monster to spoof the political issues of the day.
8. Cookies might make your ass bigger, but greed makes your heart smaller. (Mr. RK again.)
9. Cookies are made with love. Greed is made with ... well, not love.
10. Cookies are like sex: you can enjoy them by yourself or with other people. You can only enjoy greed by yourself! (Mr. RK.)
20 comments:
Yes - greed bad! Cookies good. :) This was fun. And has inspired me to look for a cookie today.
You know cookies are biscuits here in the UK don't you?
Is it okay to be greedy about cookies though?
Cookie Monsters of the world unite!
But what if you are "greedy" with your cookies?
Cookies are the foodification of greed. Cookies are not essential to human existence. Cookies are the extravegence.
Mmm. Cookies.
Cxx
100% of Squirrels demand that the 1% of monsters stop hoarding cookies with nuts in them.
Mr. RK came up with some winners...love #8! :)
PS - Your #7 is my personal favorite.
And to believe some asshole out there is trying to get elected by passing a 9-9-9 Cookie Code.
Everyone is making me laugh!
I love this so funny and that's a good No. 8 and 10 :D
I love cookies with chips and with all kinds of nuts too :D
Now I want some cookies. :D
S: Yeah, I want a cookie now.
M2P: Ditto!
COOKIES!!! COOKIES!! COOKIES!! I WANT THEM ALL !!!!
Also, greed tastes like crap. Trust me, Ted Turner kebabs were a poor choice for my last BBQ.
H: Amen!
ABFTS: Eeeeew! But funny.
After this, I'm going to remember cookies for a long time, even after the taste has lingered and gone.
Super list.
A: Haha! Thanks.
consuming cookies is never greed, it is simply taking advantage of natural rights, which are inalienable
and I hate, hate, hate the "cookies are a sometimes thing" version of cookie monster
Darth: So do I! He is a cookie MONSTER.
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