Thursday, August 11, 2011
More reasons I'm glad I'm not dating
So one of my friends decided to try a free online dating site.
Some of the guys who messaged her include:
Guy #1. His message to my friend: "So I keep bubble wrap under my mattress, so when I'm doing it, it sounds like fireworks are going off! Isn't that cool?"
Guy #2-10 (estimates) - Can't write proper English. I don't mean ESL - I mean they would flunk first-grade spelling tests. No one wants to get wicha, y'know?
Guy #11. His message to my friend: "So FYI, I have the stomach flu. This doesn't mean you have to wrap yourself in foil, you can't get it through the computer."
Um. Needless to say she didn't write any of these guys back...stomach flu man sent her eight other messages in about 10 minutes after she blocked him.
"Why aren't you responding? Hmm, I guess I'll have to keep trying to figure it out and maybe I'll never know..."
That's OK. The fact that he doesn't know speaks volumes!
My friend did meet someone nice - so far. I'll be back with a full report soon.