Thursday, August 18, 2011
And part 2 of the story of Dave
I heard part two of the story of Dave (see previous post) at a lunch meeting today.
All four of us ladies are pretty laid back. We asked whether Dave had managed to find any pants. My colleague said, "Did I ever tell you that Dave proposed to me a few years ago?"
Here's how it happened:
Dave was recovering in the ICU after open heart surgery. (Before you read the rest, keep in mind, he was on a morphine drip.)
He said, "Hey, L - I heard you don't have insurance. So why don't we get married?"
L: "Dave! You have Medicaid. That won't work."
Dave: "So you're turning down my proposal?"
Five minutes elapse. A nurse comes into the hospital room.
Dave: "L, wow, she's hot!" Dave turns toward the nurse. "Will you marry me?"
I swear I'm not making this up.
Happy almost Friday!