I thought I had heard it all at work.
We have screening processes for volunteers who teach our classes and lead our support groups. But there's no such thing as a fail proof system, is there?
A colleague and I were chatting after work tonight and she said, "Oh! I totally forgot to tell you the funniest part of the training!"
Apparently one of the people in one of our recent trainings - who is in school to be a therapist, by the way - did nothing but rant about her ex-husband during the training weekend.
Then, during one of the breaks, she says to my colleague (whom she has never met before), "By the way, I just went out and bought a new vibrator! I haven't had an orgasm in 20 years!"
Try to figure out why...
23 comments:
I broke my teeth on one of those….
Have a nice day, Boonie
Always a bad sign... :) And the old vibrator wasn't doing the job???
LOL @ Boonie's comment.
Btw, that is WAAAAY TMI!
Lynn's comment is just priceless. There is no way that anyone can top it, not even me with my fertile imagination.
Neither has the vibrator. It's been faking it all this time.
Oh man...Heh.
Could be nerves. Some people behave strangely when they are nervous. I've been on the receiving end of people saying the weirdest things on a first meeting.
Nice blog.
B: Literally or figuratively?
L: LMAO!! That was the best!
S: I agree on both!
G: Really? Damn!
FB: LOL!!!
Sadako: I know, right?
N: Interesting point...I didn't think of that. Thanks for visiting!
Makes you wonder what type of position she thought she was volunteering for!
Really. I just can't. Even if I think about it for a while, I can't.
It's just too perfect because it can be interpeted in sooooooooooo many ways that it simply defies explanation.
Maybe it was just a really good orgasm.
MZ: Seriously...
G: Sigh. I'll just have to be disappointed, I guess :)
Libby: It sure as hell must have been!
As always your LOLcats rule !
I can't sit here and judge, because I have said the most random TMI shit.
However in my defense, I have never talked about vibrators and orgasms.
S: I've said lots of random stuff...but right with you, not about vibrators with total strangers :)
Wow.
Interesting conversation overheard.
Good times. Good times.
First off, Boonie hysterical.
Second, I have created my own phrase "JEI" or just enough information.
"My last orgasm was" is a perfect example. You get to fill in the blank. You can infer I had one, but how recently depends on how much you like or hate me.
Thus, you have the information you need to attribute your deisred outcome.
Just enough Information.
Goddamn vibrators are putting men out of business quicker than the Mexican invasion.
Word verification "munch", lmao !!!
Have no worry! For early this morning (9/1) I managed to a comment nuked and my persona blocked on a Facebook fan page for a local radio station.
Will blog about it on Friday.
Mike: I shared this with another friend today and she said, "I wouldn't have waited 20 years to buy the vibrator!" I said, "I wouldn't have waited that long to get divorced!"
Darth: Excellent!!!
Heff: That is hilarious!
G: Details, details!
I'm speechlessI It's a shame she wasn't too.
Joey: Exactly!
That's quite alot she shared without knowing her audience well ;)da
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