Friday, January 09, 2009
Smacked around by Mighty Mouse
Several months back I posted about an odd thing happening at work...in the same week, I got chewed out over the phone (for things done by my predecessor) by a person whose last name was Leach, and got sexually harassed by a guy named John Holmes. (I would not, could not make this up! And it gets weirder...I found out later that the person who fucked things up and pissed off Ms. Leach also slept with John Holmes, who apparently didn't know what to do with his equipment.)
Fast forward eight months, and I finally have a meeting with the infamous Ms. Leach - who was not only sweet as fucking pie, but TINY! I am a small person (5'3" and little) and she was even smaller than me. Even in her high-heeled boots.
So yes...the woman who brought out the can of whoop ass (as we'd say in Texas)was probably 95 pounds soaking wet.
Mr. Riot Kitty said this proves that women can also have a Napoleon complex. :)