We moved this past weekend. There is no internet at my house. Don't get me started, but I will visit all of your blogs as soon as I can.
1. The house was previously populated by stoners who were just out of college. I know this because when Mr. RK went to see the place, the master bedroom was locked, there were tapestries everywhere, and I keep getting their unpaid bills in the mail. How do people go through life like this and manage to tie their shoes? Oh, right - that's what velcro is for.
2. I have muscles I didn't know existed before last week.
4. Stairs mean my cat Vasil wants to chase his little cat soccer balls up and down them at midnight. And yeowl up the stairs, just to hear his own echo.
5. One mocha is not enough today.