I won't mention you here by name,
let's just say you're a colossal pain.
Your program helps out "older" workers.
That doesn't mean bathroom shirkers.
Your group says some people need explaining,
I don't feel like I should have to be complaining
WHEN YOU HAVEN'T FLUSHED AND THERE IS PEE ON THE FLOOR!
I'm not the daycare center whore.
I want to hit your ass with the door,
and ask you not to come back anymore.
You need to make amends.
You're not old enough for Depends.
You leave garbage on the desk
like some common variety pest.
You act like a total slob,
then tell me how to do my job.
True, you're helping us for free -
but I think you should pay a fee.
Instead of multi tasking,
I believe you should be asking
How to aim to please!
One thing I'll say for certain,
one more piss and it'll be curtains!
(This was inspired by Mike D's comment on my last post. And also because I couldn't write it in a regular format without getting pissed off - no pun intended.)