tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36472527.post5682637704450424205..comments2023-08-03T04:19:52.300-07:00Comments on Riot Kitty: It is to laugh (not to spell correctly)Riot Kittyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02725825736285347870noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36472527.post-29696539226314628042008-02-13T14:56:00.000-08:002008-02-13T14:56:00.000-08:0021. On average 13 people die each year from vendin...21. On average 13 people die each year from vending machines falling on them.<BR/><BR/>... and 100% of the people killed by falling vending machines were rocking them, trying to dislodge the dangling snack.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36472527.post-38985710195853906262008-02-02T11:23:00.000-08:002008-02-02T11:23:00.000-08:00Since My Hubba wears hearing aids I assume his ear...Since My Hubba wears hearing aids I assume his ears are full of bacteria<BR/>#2<BR/><BR/><BR/>I love # 14..LOLGreen teahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01905946265342284416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36472527.post-88524923399486049242008-02-02T10:18:00.000-08:002008-02-02T10:18:00.000-08:00Ok so now I want to go stick a grape in my microwa...Ok so now I want to go stick a grape in my microwave!Jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02177697302908251297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36472527.post-26488175065140630342008-02-02T09:26:00.000-08:002008-02-02T09:26:00.000-08:00"A zebra is white with black stripes, not black wi..."A zebra is white with black stripes, not black with white stripes.<BR/>*Um, how can you tell?*"<BR/><BR/>Well, a group went on safari and deep in the desert they came across a curious scene. There stood a loin-cloth clad, muscle bound bronze Adonis with 2 cans of paint and a bunch of pure white and pure black 4 hoof creatures in front of him. <BR/>"Who is that?" asked Joe.<BR/>"Oh, that is Tarzan." replied the guide.<BR/>"What is he doing?"<BR/>"Well, he is painting white stripes on black zebras and black stripes on white zebras."<BR/><BR/>A few years later Joe went on safari again. Sure enough, there in the middle of the desert they came again across Tarzan with 2 cans of paint and two groups of solid colored zebras.<BR/>Another tourist said, "Who is that?"<BR/>"Tarzan."<BR/>"What is he doing?"<BR/>The guide explained and then Joe said, "Wow, he isn't good at it. I was here a few years ago and he was doing the same thing."<BR/>The guide nodded. "Of course he was. Don't you know that Tarzan stripes forever?"<BR/>(Say it out loud, that is the punch line)<BR/><BR/>note: this post not spell-checcked...Darth Weaselhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01371680007744419495noreply@blogger.com