Don't ask me why, but Mr. RK was randomly looking at "missed connections" on Craigslist. He said he was looking for "random strangeness. And Craigslist is the best place ever for random strangeness."
He found some that I have to wonder about - namely, is this because 1) it's Craiglist, 2) it's the internet, or 3) we're near Portlandia?
You tell me. Once again, I could not make this stuff up. Once again, I kiss my fucking toes that I am not out in the dating world.
I caught you staring at my (language not safe for even this blog.) I was giving you
the eye as well. You were tall with tattoos and a black hoodie. I was
with my husband, but we have an arrangement. . . Wish I could have
stopped to say hello. . .
But she didn't because...she had to go get some popcorn? And...WAT? What kind of arrangement is this? Not flowers, surely.
Hey I was behind you most of the night and took off right away after the show. You had green hair was kinda hoping to meet up.
You were kind of hoping to meet up, so you left? "Had" green hair? Has it become purple since then? Is she a Fraggle?
Hi. You came up to me before the NIN concert and ask about the phone
charger I had. We chatted for a few before you went on your way.
Seemed like there might be some attraction. Drop me a note if you see
this and want to chat some more..
You saved me from being crushed in the front row, and got me a guitar
pick. It ment so much to me. I wish I got your number, I could always
use another good person in my life. Plus you where pretty hot too.
hey i came in today with a friend he was older an had his hair cut to
but u took like 3 times as long on mine then anyone els u did i wanted
to give u my number but didant really see a chance hope u see this
Maybe they can meet up and play Scrabble. Oh, snap. That won't work.
If you are horny straight or bi and 20-35 and want an awesome blowjob by
a clean ddf older guy reply with description and picture and let me
know you are drug and disease free.
Because nothing says "safe sex" like "I found this ad on the internet..."